So, I’m a Martial Artist, and I have a lady whom I will be proposing too, finally, after 3 years of knowing…
She has, jokingly, said before; she demands that I do all sorts of kicks, and flips, and rolls; landing in front of her, with hand out and ring in hand, as my proposal necessities. I laugh, she laughs…
But I have gotten to the point, where I think I might actually try to do that. Only problem is, I’ve got nowhere that I could do that in person with her there, without it being very suspicious…
My plan is to have gloves, my gi (the martial arts uniform), and foot guards on; and perform my own, personally created, form. The gloves will have something on them that says "The slayers" and the foot guards will have "The breakers" on them.
My goal is to use my feet to take out two people wearing shirts that say "Boundaries" and "Barriers", using "The Breakers". And the last opponent will be wearing a shirt that says "Heart", and I have to use my "Slayers" to attack him. All the while, wearing my gi that says "Love" on it.
So I will be using our Love to break boundaries and barriers, in order to slay her heart…
Cheesy!!!
I planned to get all of this on video, then play it while we’re over at a friends house, with lots of people around. Then, the last movement of the form is a forward roll onto one knee. Then I will say "Now that I have used our love to break down the boundaries and barriers of life, and slayed your heart, will you marry me?"
I also plan on having the video highlight old movies of us together, and pictures, playing to "our" song before the form is shown.
Anyone have any other suggestions? Sound good?
We’re a little on the cooky side I guess. I have said to her plenty of times, I slay her heart daily. She seems to like it…
I doubt she would say no, at this point. She has already talked about marriage, asked for a ring, somewhat jokingly, and told me which rings she likes…
Eric H - I like your idea, but I doubt the club would ever let me do it. I would have to sign all sorts of papers, and go to all sorts of drastic measures to get it put together. They would probably just tell me to go away, unless I was going to pay them a crap load of money…
Perhaps some bozo at the club would try and step in. Who knows… I think there’s one too many variables in that one. I do like it a lot though… I could definitely envision it. Perhaps some other time down the road, I will have better means to do that route… lol…
Holly Jo - Thanks for the reassurance that it’s not too cheesy… lol…
I don’t really care about how people think she will react. I am here to see if there’s that strange answer that has a point to it, that I had not thought of already. Checking with strangers, friends, fools, and sages; to see if I’ve got my ground covered.
Thanks for the input!
Butt sniffer joey… Please go somewhere else to be a grammar coach. Perhaps some foreigners, who actually give a $hit that they aren’t spelling and using grammar 100% correctly, will wish to have you around to help them.
If you don’t have anything nice to say, then just shut up…